Greatness + Greatness = Great Greatness

aikomaru:

if school taught everyone that rape is bad and racism is bad instead of teaching how to find the angle of a kite im pretty sure the world would be a safer place

jplatchkey:

pooka-saurus:

shining-vagina:

carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

There are two kinds of people

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

the-love-shackles:

Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.

methproblem:

chickensandwich:

i heard your penis is like a thumb

thereasonimpale:

mycroft-queenofcake:

thewierdointhegroup:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

i-am-a-wayward-daughter:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

barrett-the-babe:

charile:

i hope you hit post limit 

I hope your gravestone is in comic sans

I hope you have to use algebra in your career

I hope you lose all your shoes and have to wear crocs

i hope your computer crashes

i hope you step on a lego

i hope they cancel oprah

swafg:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change