Simon Cowell seriously wasted the opportunity to say, “Simon Says no,” about a thousand times on American Idol and I just can’t forgive him for that.
(via schwartzerstories)
Forever telling anyone I ever date that I like their butt and fancy hair.
this is the best movie for so many reasons
I love how he latches onto his hair being fancy and not his butt being nice bahahaha
(Source: weasleyfireworks, via schwartzerstories)
The essentials of Asian Dumbledore’s speech at the end of Mulan.
asian dumbledore
omg asian dumbledore
(Source: swishyseahorseronan, via theblackship)
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
